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Based very roughly on U2’s “Lemon.” Performed ad libitum and in toto by @OzSultan. Just press the little grey button to hear all 50-some seconds of glory.
Lyrics:
[IN A HIGH VOICE]
Paris Lemon,
Sitting in the sunlight,
Writes for TechCrunch,
Don’t you know you write tight.
What happened to VentureBeat?
Do you have an explanation?
Did you get cold feet?
What was the reason?
[IN A BIG, SCARY, MAN VOICE]
The web is falling!
The web is falling!
The web will keep you so real and awake at night…
[HIGH VOICE]
His name is Paris Lemon!
[MAN VOICE]
I see him coming!
[HIGH VOICE]
He likes to write for TechCrunch…
[OZSULTAN AND JOLIEODELL collapse in giggles with much hysteria. JOLIEODELL is curled up on the living room floor at this point. Shortly after posting, both kids are in tears… Tears of laughter.]
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OZSULTAN: Web 2.0 is dead! Long live Web 8.0 - THE OCHO!
JOLIEODELL: That sounds like a Latino radio station… Stop smelling me.